A few weeks ago, I saw a girl Iris Amabile Beaudeau in a fancy restaurant. I like going to that restaurant. But that day was different. The father Jonathan Beaudeau was getting annoyed that Iris Beaudeau was running around pickpocketing people. He said to her "stand over here, right next to me." Iris said "why." Jonathan said, "because you can't sit still like the other good boys and girls."
Jonathan started arguing with the waiter about the price of spaghetti. Iris tried to lift a wallet off a businessman. Jonathan Beaudeau grabbed her, took her over his lap and started spanking her. Her opaque wool tights did little to stop him.
People in the restaurant started leaving. Jonathan Beaudeau paid his bill and leeaved, carrying Iris Beaudeau over the shoulder.
Iris Beaudeau is a criminal but I feel sorry for her. At school, the kids call her IRIS THE VIRUS BEAUDEAU. They sometimes call her Iris Amabi-Lay because she kisses on the first date. Her father Jonathan has an STD that unfortunately she got through birth.
If you see Jonathan Beaudeau, keep your phone at 911 ready. He's a criminal. He does a scam called Pareto Frontier LLC, which is a hacking and laundering operation. He is a part of the Beaudeau crime family. He's basically the equivalent of John Gotti Jr.
This a picture of Iris The Virus Beaudeau. She looks good in wool tights, nylon tights:
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